November 2021 – May 2022 – The Final Chapter… Until It Isn’t, I Guess?
TODAY – MAY 2022 – If you know me as a professional writer, then this late and months-long gap since the last post shouldn’t come as any surprise. On my best day, I will always delay the last ten pages of any project when really they should be the easiest and most celebratory. It’s my process. Maybe it’s my screwed up way of avoiding endings or goodbyes. I’m working on it. But turns out it’s the same for cancer blogs.
Fun as it is, that same writer work has led me to develop some nasty life habits. Due to a Clockwork Orange-like professionally repeated torture, I’m always thinking about where a certain event is happening on the “story arc” of my life. Or anyone else’s. Like I’m living my stupid life’s story as a film. It’s silly, but it’s kind of this bizarre Truman Show reality I’ve found between my personal and professional life. Is this the end of act 1 where our hero’s journey is just beginning? Is this the mid act 2 plot complication? Is this the end battle for the hero? That kind of stuff.
But life isn’t like that. I know. And life after Stage III cancer even more so. Life is messy and imperfect and not everything arcs. And some things arc a hundred times. Turns out there’s really only one rule for story – there are no rules.
So when it came time for this “final” blog on my cancer journey, I think I froze up. Considering how full of life I was feeling again, it suddenly felt like an ending I didn’t want to complete. For all the stress of treatment, I’ve never felt more overwhelmed than the last few months being 100% healthy.
And then I realized, that’s life in recovery. Remission. Survivorship. Whatever.
So there will be more posts here. Just maybe not the all-encompassing odyssey that this 10-parter has been.
If cancer is a war, survivorship seems to be PTSD. This post is for everyone who continues to fight, especially when it doesn’t look like one from the outside.
NOVEMBER 2021 – The physical recovery from the resection surgery in October went as expected – meaning it was easier than I thought in a lot of places and surprisingly slow and frustrating in others. This was the new expected norm.
My core stomach muscles couldn’t move a lot the first couple of days and I mainly felt it when I got in and out of bed, or from a seated position. I needed firmer support, but that all seemed par for the course by this point. I just couldn’t be more excited about waking up and not having that #@!$-ing ostomy bag on anymore.
Mignonne had to pack and repack my abdomen stoma wound every day for the first week. They sew most of it up after the resection, but it basically looks like a tiny hole from a Texas Chainsaw Massacre mini-golf course for a couple of weeks. It’s left open so the wound can drain and all that fun stuff. So to help get that moisture out of there, you pack in a few inches of this medical ribbon that wicks up the moisture. Pull it out and repack daily as the wound gets smaller.
I only say all this as Mignonne was the one who was designated to do it. (to her credit, Last Day Barb forcefully recruited and trained Mignonne for the job) I could barely use my stomach muscles to look down and do it myself. But she was a trooper and woke up every day and packed that thing like my own personal field medic. I was proud of her.
Turning my intestinal plumbing back on has been interesting to say the least. My surgeon referred to it as “getting to know the new you”, with a tiny smirk, and it kind of makes sense now. On one hand my system hadn’t digested anything in full for months, and definitely nothing too fibrous. On the other hand, the plumbing that’s down there is now also missing near 10cm. Not that I can feel it, but it definitely makes sense the way things are working down there now.
It was a 100% bathroom horror show the first two nights home without any reason to elaborate further. But on the plus side, I am no longer afraid of adult diapers in my later years. Bring it on, I say. Throw in a Zoom lifestyle and boom, you’re on easy street and always within a dash to the bathroom. Beyond that, it’s been testing lab of diet, moving my body more and letting things normalize for the first few months.
I don’t like to pin anyone to specifics but I eventually had to ask “is this more like a couple month-long thing or are we talkin’…“. Tony Stark Oncologist cut me off at our first follow up and said “It can take years“. Okey doke. And as of today, over six months later, we’re not out of it yet, but the light at the end of the tunnel is getting pretty bright. I feel great, all things considered.
I got my CEA numbers back after the LAR surgery too and it was finally at a 2.0 and the first time in the “normal” range during the whole treatment. It fluctuated a bit as you can see, but nothing near as dramatic as where we started. Otherwise, that’s a long-term stock I’m choosing not to follow closely if I can.
My Tony Stark oncologist had a funny habit of never using terms like “NED” (No Evidence of Disease or #NED as it’s known to all the cool millennials). And like I said, we never spoke of my staging and at best he bemusedly entertained my attention to my CEA numbers as a mark of positivity. They can fluctuate, ergo don’t get too excited nor too bummed. Tony was measured and level-headed. And after a while I realized his genius – it’s not about any of that. It’s about getting to the end of it. It’s about getting rid of it. Forget the acronyms. Forget the markers that aren’t perfect. Just do the work as you can and get the cancer out of you. If that’s not a life philosophy, I don’t know what is.
Tony, being the tech-loving billionaire he is, also has me on a CT-DNA test regime. It’s basically a blood test that can detect certain cancers a year earlier than other blood tests, tracking the cancer through its genetic/dna code. How cool is that? That’s like Jedi midichlorian level stuff.
Anyway, that test has come back three times since totally negative for any signs on a genetic level. (super loosey goosey medical terms there) As with all the scans and future blood tests, I’ll continue to do these every few months and the more negatives in a row, the better prognosis it is for the long term of all this and the further apart the follow ups get. I’m already at a year for chest scans and close to that interval for abdominal scans.
When he messaged that this CT-NDA news was “TERRIFIC NEWS” in all caps, it was not lost on me. We’re headed in a pretty good direction.
So do I completely change my life now? Change my diet? Never return to drinking craft beer or margaritas? My chemo-induced aversion to savory food triggered a sweet craving akin to an 8-year-old in a candy store. All I wanted was Fun Dip, Hot Tamales and Sour Patch Kids for the better part of a year. What does that mean for me now? Do I keep painting rocks or change the type of projects I do? Am I selling toys or telling stories? Or does any of it even matter when you can just get cancer and the whole thing’s over anyway?
I don’t know. I’m still taking it a day at a time for now. Heck, I might even make it a habit.
I have moments and waves where stuff still washes over me. Sometimes it’s tangible and real – like a weird physical pulse that thumps over my whole hand from the neuropathy or numb feet after standing for too long. I still walk into my office and forget why I went in there. And for a former shorts-in-April guy, I still get cold at the drop of a hat now.
Sometimes it’s just a mix of an overwhelming feeling of exhaustion trying to get back to normal. Or the feeling that you just nearly got hit by a train or in a bad car accident. Those moments that make you flinch just thinking about how close you came. Sometimes it’s a feeling of guilt for having survived it all (I know that one’s a classic), but I also feel guilt for having the amazing support I did, and the health care that we received when so many others don’t in similar (or worse) situations. I’m trying not to get lost in those moments, but it’s hard some days. So I combat them with trying to really notice the good ones too.
It’s only now that a lot of my loved ones are admitting how rough I looked at times and how scared they were. So that crops up a lot in my head, usually like a flurried montage of the last year flipping by in a blink of an eye from an outside perspective. Same with finally sharing my story with friends and reliving it real-time in the process. It’s too much to take in at times, and I can feel everyone around me decompressing in their own ways. Some just want to get back to normal, others want to relive how much we’ve been through, and some still just don’t want to acknowledge it all. They all deserve their perspective and way to move forward.
I said it too many times during treatment, but the writer in me just kept seeing how cancer wasn’t a disease. Wasn’t even an illness. Anytime I tried to pinpoint and get mad at it, logic and humility pulled me out for whatever reason. It was constantly undercutting any complaining or self-pitying I would do along the way.
To me, cancer is a metaphor. It’s a metaphor of life itself, holding up a big mirror to you when you’re going through it. (Yes, I’m rolling my eyes too) And I know it’s very writer-y and all, but it made sense to me. You want to know how you deal with life? Deal with cancer.
Oh why me!!
(Why not you? Why are you so special, slick?)
It’s so unfair!
(What is unfair? That you have to die? I hate to break it to you dude, but…)
I want to be cured forever!
(Tell me one thing in life that is 100%… other than death)
It’s so hard!
(Like it isn’t for everyone else?)
I can’t control it!
(You think you’re supposed to be able to?!)
I think I’ve landed on that it’s not about what happens. A lot of stuff happens to a lot of people. And thankfully most of it not to you or me. And cancer is definitely some of the worst of it. Family, love and friends are the best of it. The only thing I found I could control is how I reacted to it. If I deluded myself by thinking I could control more of that or deserved any more deference than any other human being because of that, well that was on me.
And now I’d like to think I know who I am because of cancer, and not in spite of it. It’s made me stronger in a weird way, slower in places and more impatient and driven in others. I’m at peace with some things that kept me up at nights before this. And I’m actively moving to change a few things that I was neglecting as well.
I now know without a doubt that the core of my true family is unflappable, and even stronger when faced with adversity. A tumbleweed family of blood, friendship, and life experience that I’ve been lucky enough to see grow over my life so far. And dangit if that isn’t a proud thing to realize you’re a part of. I love all of them.
I’d probably write this all completely differently in a year from now. Even in a month. We didn’t even get to the cannabis pills, the therapy sessions, the healing power of Canadian snacks, therapeutic Pokémon plush, or what it was like to try and make cartoons during all this. Maybe next time. I’m gonna go and look for some beach rocks for a bit.
And for the record tho, not to brag, but this was written quite comfortably at my standing desk
(Insert Marvel post-credit scene teasing future awesome posts)